Kabhi Mushy Kabhi Dumb...
Kabhi Mushy Kabhi Dumb...

A TRIBUTE TO THE GREAT INDIAN NET CHATTER


Ever heard of love at first site? Well, welcome to the `wild- life` called Internet chatting.
Why wild, the curious reader might ask. One look at the wide gamut of usernames and u stand answered. Ranging from spicy anatomical specifications, to simple next-door names like Akriti, Akshay, Aakansha.... from highbrow intellectual names to imaginative poesy...everyone has his own modusoperandi to vie for attention.
But beware! In case u end up entering as Rita, Sita or worse still, something spicier, don’t be surprised if u find all hell break loose as u r flooded with PM`S (private messages, for the uninitiated)
Once u r in the hunting grounds, its every one for himself as each tries to valiantly outdo the other in true Indian syamwar ishtyle.words fly as each tries to stamp his/her authority in the chat room. While other mortals, resort to flaunting their anatomy in the hope of incurring `meaningless reflexes automatically stimulated by the accident of beauty`. Proposals range from the very courteous” would u care to chat with a hot 20 year old " to the very senti "hello. I am very lonely. Would u please chat with me"? u really have a lot of variety to choose from. And yes u also have a lot of variety to offer. An introvert housewife can suddenly transform herself into a sizzling bold teen babe.... 80 year old veterans turn into sweet 16 Romeos.... u can dawn any mask u desire. One kiss of the net and whoa! Frogs get transformed to princes...princes to emperors and so on.

So, u finally manage to catch a fish in the `net`. what next? Conversations range from highly intellectual duels (u can discuss Shakespearean poetry, art reforms in cubism….oops did someone say get a life!) to even more brainstorming issues (like j.lo`s latest video).but a typical chat session exemplifies the title of the article.u just cant stay unaffected by the sweet mush flowing around.all the compliments and sweet pleasentries are bound to tickle ur senses.all that is exchanged is aimed at one single magic lamp...ur contact no. though the more experienced chatter might not settle for anything less than a blind date.(in case a college student turns out to be a retired pensioner u know what to do, pretend u r blind and run!)

Whatever the intricacies involved. Chatting has sure taken over as the great national pastime. It can be fun, funky or wild and offers instant connectivity.
Want to know more ?well in case , u r a guy the truth really is out there. In case u r a gal, v can chat!